Next customer, a little girl, was quickly hustled away after telling Santa that she wants 'a Barbie, unless the feminazis are going to take that away from me too!'
"Tyler, what would you like Santa to bring you this year", asks mall Santa.
He groused that Al Franken had quit the Senate due to claims of sexual harassment, 'and yet uncle Bad Touch is up four points in Alabama'. Santa bumbled through an awkward answer, telling the boy Franken is on the "naughty list" this year.
Here comes the flood: Site C approved. Again
The province also risked a credit downgrade and debt-servicing costs of up to $150 million annually if the project was cancelled. The new project cost is now estimated at $10.7-billion, factoring in an increased risk contingency fund.
"Could I get a Mega Bloks Dinosaur?" Santa says to his elf, Sugarplum, played by Kate McKinnon.
After asking for a couple normal things, one boy has a question for Santa: "Can you tell me, what did Al Franken do?".
Co-host Michael Che called out the Democrats" attempt to "paint itself the "party of the moral high ground'" by forcing Franken to step down from the Senate amid the sexual misconduct allegations, compared to the GOP's embrace of senatorial candidate Roy Moore despite his alleged past sexual misconduct.
Che, meanwhile, complained about Roy Moore's continued strength in opinion polls despite allegations of child sexual abuse. "It's more of a registry".
West Ham 1-0 Chelsea. By Paul Donovan at the London Stadium
The Blues all-but ended their chances of retaining the Premier League title on Saturday, suffering a shock defeat to West Ham in the weekend's early kick-off.
"I wanted to follow up on Tyler's question", she asks. Jessica wonders if President Trump is on the naughty list, to which Santa responds that he'd rather stay out of political matters.
"Nineteen accusers, Google it", Santa's elf once again chimes in. Our president may have said and done a few naughty things.
Struggling to keep things light and festive, Santa told the little girl he thought everyone could learn a lot from the news. "I learned that if you admit you did something wrong, you're in trouble". Franken, who resigned this week over allegations, was a writer for "SNL" in the 70's and 80's. As the skit goes on, the kids get younger and younger, and their clever lines about the nuances of geopolitical happenings are flustering them. Things will get better - but maybe not for another 3 years, 42 days and 24 minutes. "But just in case I'm putting all my money in Bit".
Laurent Wauquiez élu président des Républicains avec 74,64% des voix — France
Dimanche soir, il devait réunir ses amis à Paris, dans une salle du XVe arrondissement, le Tripot Régnier, pour fêter sa victoire. Wauquiez de ne pas avoir saisi la main tendue il y a quelques semaines par Marine Le Pen et de refuser toute alliance avec le FN.